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So there's this movie coming out called "The Other Boleyn Girl" that's about two sisters vying for the affections of King Henry VIII (who was already married but hey, with a chop of the wife's head, the problem is solved!). Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson play the Boleyn sisters and the part of King Henry VIII is played by Eric Bana.
...Eric Bana!?
I mean, I'm happy for him that he got the part and YES, he is HAWWWT...but that's exactly the problem! He's TOO HOT for this part! In reality, King Henry VIII was more than likely a nasty-looking man with a beer belly...like those guys who work as car dealers or who are vice principals of middle schools...the LAST person you would EVER thinking of &%*!ing.
Then again, what holds true today, more than likely held true back then: Even the ugliest, most disgusting men, if they have the money and the power, WILL get the poontang!
...Eric Bana!?
I mean, I'm happy for him that he got the part and YES, he is HAWWWT...but that's exactly the problem! He's TOO HOT for this part! In reality, King Henry VIII was more than likely a nasty-looking man with a beer belly...like those guys who work as car dealers or who are vice principals of middle schools...the LAST person you would EVER thinking of &%*!ing.
Then again, what holds true today, more than likely held true back then: Even the ugliest, most disgusting men, if they have the money and the power, WILL get the poontang!
